Friday, August 09, 2013

Hollywood Movies and The Bechdel Test

I had a short discussion with a friend on Facebook about why so many action films fail The Bechdel Test. (If you don't know what The Bechdel Test is, it basically asks whether a film a) has at least two named female characters; b) who talk to each other; c) about something other than a man. You can read more about it here.)

I said that in most action films the characters are mostly unimportant caricatures and he asked "why are they always white western male caricatures?" My rather short and pat answer to his question was "probably because they are written by white western male caricatures". This was meant mostly as humour, and the following is a longer and more serious answer.

Money

That's it. If you're in a hurry you can move along right now. You probably won't be missing much.

Still here. Great.

The bigger picture

I think the question "why are there so few meaningful female characters in hollywood films" is actually part of a larger conversation that has been going on for a few years now. That conversation usually focuses on questions like "why are all Hollywood movies so samey?",  "why does Hollywood produce so many sequels?", and "why are so many Hollywood films based on popular books/toys/games/etc...?"

The answer to these questions always boils down to money and Hollywood paranoia.

Blockbuster films cost a fortune to make. We've all heard the stories about how this film cost $15m to make or that film cost $23m to make. Hollywood money men are notoriously conservative and will only tend to greenlight projects that they are sure are going to make them money. Under this environment we get constantly barraged by the same films getting made over and over again. Superman is on his third reboot, Batman is on his third reboot, and Spiderman is on his second reboot.

Action films about cops follow one of a very small set of formulas.

You have the lone (usually white male) protagonist with some trauma in his past that causes him to be antisocial (and sometimes borderline alcoholic) and his eventual love interest.

Or you have the buddy movie where you have two people, usually male, usually one white and the other black or very occasionally some other ethnic minority (usually Chinese or Japanese). Occasionally one is a woman, very rarely both though. Usually one of the two will have a trauma in the past, blah, blah, blah. Usually it will be a white guy.

Other types of action movies have their own formulas.

These films generally fill cinemas, so there is no incentive to change them. If it ain't broke don't fix it they would say. It is broke, of course, but from a financial point of view you can't see that and that is the only point of view these people have.

And when directors try to do something a little different the money men get edgy. When Tim Burton directed the Batman films he gave them his own slightly dark and twisted style. After the (ahem) unusual Batman Returns he was axed from the project and Joel Schumacher was brought on to direct the mediocre Batman Forever and the execrable Batman and Robin (a film which somewhat ironically resembled The Penguin in Batman Returns in that it was a grotesque monster that should never have been conceived, let alone born, but was unleashed on the world to the detriment of all).

 And so the same bland mulch gets served up over and over again. And so women and minorities get short changed over and over again.

After all, why waste money to film a couple of women having a meaningful conversation that is not necessarily related to the main plot when the film will probably do just as well without it? Right?

Yeah. Right?

As to why more writers aren't trying to get a bit more use out their female characters. I really haven't got a clue. But I would suggest the writers need to get one. And fast.

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

ASP Session Variables

An ASP Session variable 'x' that has not been defined has the following properties:
  • x = "" returns true;
  • IsEmpty(x) returns true;
  • IsNull(x) returns false.

Friday, October 09, 2009

Shrinking a SQL Server database

The following command can be used to shrink a SQL Server logfile:

DBCC SHRINKFILE(<file name>, 1)

<file name>should be the name, without the extension, so to shrink the log file to a database called test you would use the command

DBCC SHRINKFILE(test_log, 1)

You can shrink a database with the following command:

DBCC SHRINKDATABASE(<database name>, 1)

To shrink a database called test use the command

DBCC SHRINKDATABASE(test, 1)

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Today, I saved the world!

My nan sent me a card for my birthday the other day; then, last night she sent me a text asking me if I enjoyed my birthday celebrations. I sent her a text this morning saying that I had, indeed, enjoyed my celebrations, and thanked her for my card. A few minutes later she texted me back to thank me for my text.

I briefly considered sending her a message to thank her for thanking me for my message thanking her... Then I thought the universe might implode, so I didn't.